Little Miss Sunshine’s Life











{January 18, 2010}   Blue Monday

So today is meant to be the most depressing day of the year.  Psychologists have come to this conclusion by considering these factors; weather, debt, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year’s resolutions, low motivational levels and the feeling of a need to take action.

Well, apart from the low motivational levels I hit all other five factors and I feel on top of the world!  Your life is what you make it and I prefer mine with a double helping of happy please. 

I’m taking action to get myself into some balmy sunshiney weather, with good food and good friends.  The anticipation of an exciting holiday is delicious and I’ve been researching flights and hotels for my San Francisco and Mexico trip in April.  The promise of much needed sun is brightening up my days already.  Arriba Arriba!



{October 28, 2009}   Halloween Pumpkin Works of Art

I snapped these fabulous shots of pumpkins whilst in New York recently. Those Americans sure do know how to celebrate the holidays. Fantastically sculptured works of art adorned shop windows all over town, much to my delight.

Sunflower Tower

Pumpkin Lady

Pumpkin Man

Pumpkin World

Pumpkin Warrior

Cheeky (kinda evil) Pumpkin Boy



{October 10, 2009}   Shumai Superstar

After working for the last three days in NYC I wanted to feel like I was on holiday.  Going away for work is totally over rated and I’d rather be at home in my own bed – but having the weekend in NYC was an upside of my trip.

Saturday afternoon was put aside to meet up with Tammy and J.C and to meet little Liam.  The last time I was in New York he was a little bundle swathed in blankets. Now he is a delightful little character that I’ve gotten to know through Tammy and J.C’s facebook updates.  He didn’t disappoint in person either.  Who can’t love a kid who is just as at home in Shun Lee, our dim sum restaurant – eating shumai and pork buns with finesse, as he is on the couch eating macaroni cheese.

Shumair Superstar

Shumair Superstar

The dim sum was ok, the company was fabulous and meeting Liam again was wonderful.  Liam’s verdict on Shun Lee dim sum?  It’s ok (said with a little shrug of his shoulders and the gesture below).  We were on the Upper West Side and the dim sum in China town is ten times cheaper and quite a bit better according to Tammy and J.C.  Next time I’m in town we’ll have to catch up there, I think I’d like them as Chinatown guides, as you could get it so wrong going by yourself!

It's ok

It's ok

Shun Lee Catch Up

Shun Lee Catch Up



{September 23, 2009}   Bellisimo

The bride and groom

I’ve just come back from Maratea, a cute little hillside town on the coast of Italy.  Just down from the Amalfi coast.  A gorgeous little spot that was chosen by Mr and Mrs J to celebrate their nuptials.  The four day event was a fabulous way to hang out with a group of lovely people.  I haven’t had that much fun since band camp, when this one time… Or school camp even when the boys…  never mind.  It was a LOT of fun.

I was chief bridesmaid, which I thought meant I’d have some sort of special tiara, or maybe even a sash for the occasion.  That is Miss Universe apparently, and I have to say there were a few sideways glances when I paraded out after the ceremony in my very high cut one piece – apparently you don’t do that at weddings, that’s Miss Universe as well. 

As chief of the bridesmaids, what you do have to do however, is risk public humiliation by speaking in front of a room full of people.  To say I was nervous is the understatement of the year.  I was having anxiety dreams about it three months ago!  Two days before speech day, I was out by the pool, overlooking the ocean, trying to write out my speech long hand on some scrappy notepaper.  Then I practised in front of my huge crowd of six people.  I nearly threw up, developed an awful stutter and kept laughing slightly hysterically.  NO, the preparation wasn’t going well.  So I changed tack and told everyone at the wedding on a one on one level that I was beside myself with nerves and asked them to laugh loudly, even if bits weren’t funny.

The big day arrived.  Mrs J will remember it as her wedding day, I will always remember it as the day of the speech.  We had 5 hours to get ready, which you think would be ample time for us to put a bit of slap on and paint our toenails.  You’d be surprised at how quickly our prep time disappeared.  40 minutes late we sashayed down the aisle, to the relief of all of those who were assembled, as menacing black clouds rolled in over the hills.  I was given a bottle of Kalms, with the instruction to have 2.  Over the course of the evening I chugged back the entire bottle, they were natural and must work psychologically.  I was past the placebo effect, what I really needed was a valium.  In the absence of ‘mothers little helper’s’ champagne would have to do the trick.

Many glasses of champagne later, a little before dinner dancing and then it was time to be seated for dinner.  Speech time was drawing closer and my nerves were increasing by the second.  Normally an alcohol lightweight, I was chugging back full glasses of red wine, with it seemingly having no effect whatsoever – well in my mind anyway.  The bride did lean over at one point, shift my glass slightly away from me and suggested I eat more food and drink less wine.  Apparently slurring isn’t looked upon favourably in speech making circles.  The other speeches happened around me and I noted that the best man had props – he’d only brought in a toy trumpet that had to be blown at certain parts of the speech.  I didn’t have any props!  I was done for.  The best man’s speech went on for 40 minutes, prolonging my agony.

The result is a little bit of an anti climax really.  I got up, I spoke, people laughed and then I sat down.  No public humiliation, lots of positive feedback  and then on with a magical night of dancing under the stars.  In light of my success I might take up public speaking for a living, conquering your fears and all that.  I suspect I’d turn into a raging alcoholic however, so will stay on my chosen career path and give the bright lights and lecturn a miss for now.

Here’s a toast to the lovely bride and groom, thanks for a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful (there’s that stutter again) day, I had a fabulous time.  mwah x

Shy Flowers



{July 25, 2009}   Drinking Fountains in Rome

Before going to Rome, Lisa told me there were drinking fountains all over the place so you could fill your water bottle up.  Little Miss Sunshine doesn’t do tap water and I sniffily dismissed the notion.  But this water was spring water anyway and absolutely delicious.  Fresh, cold and wonderful in the city heat. 

Drinking Fountain in Rome

Drinking Fountain in Rome



{July 22, 2009}   Fireworks Festival

When walking around in Lipari last Sunday we heard cannons going off. It was a bit weird, but we weren’t going to war with the neighboring island, it was the sign to say ‘let’s let off a load of firecrackers tonight’. Not that we knew that at the time, as we continued about our business, slightly concerned we could be called to arms at any moment.

We went to play Scopa at a bar around the corner. It’s a Sicilian card game, which even has its own special deck of cards. I suspect the boys were making up the rules as they went along, but without Lisa’s guidance how was I to know?  It didn’t take long for us to befriend Katie, a Canadian nanny who was on her last night in Lipari. We had a few drinks and were joined by her friend Cassina, another Canadian nanny who had lived in Lipari for a year. What a fabulous way to spend a year! Local knowledge is everything and they let us in on the local’s secret, taking us down past the port where we watched the most sensational 15 minutes of fireworks. I don’t know what they were celebrating, I don’t even think the locals know… Something about a saint. Well that’s good enough for me, any excuse for a pyrotechnic extravaganza!

Lipari Fireworks

Lipari Fireworks



{July 21, 2009}   Sensational Stromboli

A couple of days ago we went on a boat cruise and took in the island of Stromboli.  To be quite honest I was a grumpy beeeeeatch all day on the boat.  I am not a seafaring sort of girl and have to guard my lily white skin from the sun as well, so I was under the cover of the boat canopy all day, along with the other sweating, speedo wearing old hairy men. GROSS!  Being brushed past by a wrinkly old hairy body (and thats the women as well) is not my favourite idea of how to spend ones day.  Imagine the whole day on a hot tube, while feeling slightly sick and being brushed up against by nearly nude old people.  Yep, it was that good. 

My grace and good humour was in short supply and I relished the time we had off the boat.  We had a quick look around Panarea but were going back there so didnt worry about an exhaustive trek.  Stromboli was another story, it was a funny little port town, with very few inhabitants and a live volcano!!! How is that for a draw card!  Before our trip the rest of my group had been enthusiastically trying to talk me into climbing up to the top.  Adventure is not my middle name and I didnt want a bar of it.  I dont have many rules in life but staying away from hot lava would have to be on the list.  When they realised it was a five hour there and back trek (in the heat!) they decided against it too. 

Taxi, Island Style

Taxi, Island Style

Then we went and had dinner.  I really felt like a lovely big prawn pasta to brighten my mood, but when the prawns came out, tiny with shells still on, it was nearly my undoing.  There were prawn legs all through my pasta!  WHY? Why would you do that?  Youre meant to eat the shells as well.  I wanted to throw myself on the ground and cry, stamp my foot, and kick off into an ear splitting, screaming tantrum.  Of course, I’m an adult so I did no such thing, I just whinged constantly through dinner and viciously poked the offending prawns to one side.

Lisa had squid ink pasta, which is delicious apparently.  I didnt want any, I only like calamari rings, thats as far as me and squid go.

Crustacean Pasta (with the crusts still on!)

Crustacean Pasta (with the crusts still on!)

Squid Ink Pasta

Squid Ink Pasta

Getting back on the boat wasn’t so bad, at least people had clothes on this time and because the sun had gone down I could join the rest of my group on the roof.  It made the world of difference to my grumpy persona, having some personal space and the fresh sea air. 
Then we settled in off the island of Stromboli in the very calm sea (things were looking up) to watch the volcano erupting.  How bizarre!  The photos I took on my little snappy snap camera were rubbish so Ive nicked this image from a postcard.  What a magical experience.  Every time the earth would eject a stream of magma, it would briefly light up the horizon and everyone on the boat would cheer.  It was a very surreal experience. We then lay back on the deck, and fell asleep under the starry sky for the hour long trip back to Lipari.  I must remember that if I’m ever in a grump again, watching a volcano erupt will balance my mood.  Very cathartic.
Sensational Stromboli

Sensational Stromboli



{July 18, 2009}   Pantsville Panarea

We left the sleepy shores of Lipari to party our pants off in Panarea yesterday.  The island is gorgeous, apparently like the Greek Islands, not that Ive been there yet.  White washed buildings, blue paint (the town must have got a special deal for the amount theyve used) and stunning ocean views.  There are no cars on the island and everyone gets around in golf carts.  We took one to the beach, a 20 minute walk in the heat of the day was not even considered and we handed over a kings ransom of nine euros to be driven 5 minutes.

Whitewashed Paradise

Whitewashed Paradise

Stunning Clifftop Sea View

Stunning Clifftop Sea View

The day was searing hot, a little bit TOO hot for my delicate constitution and even under an umbrella (AND parasol, just in case the sun got me) I lay there breathing shallowly, panting like a dog.  I had to retreat to the restaurant at one stage to get out of the brutal sun (any excuse for food is a good one!).  We finally got some relief from the sun as it dipped in the sky and our thoughts turned to our party plans for the night.

Knowing how expensive Panarea is we had our own mini party before decamping to the “clubs”. We bought food, grappa, wine and other necessary supplies.  So far so good.  We scoffed ourselves silly on the best Italian food – parma ham, buffalo mozzarella, stuffed artichokes, risotto balls. HEAVEN! 

Chad with the Grappa Grimace

Chad with the Grappa Grimace

Corruption of an Innocent

Corruption of an Innocent

Panarea was listed in all the guide books as THE place to paaaaartay, well I dont think the travel writers have been here recently!  The islands have been affected by the credit crunch for sure, as the emptier restaurants are obvious and slow trade in the shops is testified to by the locals.  We thought it might have been a bit quiet, but we didnt count on it being DEAD!  We couldnt believe there was no one in our demographic out and about.  It was like there was a war on and all the 20 and 30 somethings had been drafted.  We were left with the old and the very young.  Most disturbing to be drinking next to a bunch of 14 year olds, it was like a tragic school disco.



{July 18, 2009}   Holy Cannoli

I made a pact at the start of the holiday to eat a cannoli every day, I love it when I stick to a regime!  This has proven easier to stick with than my ambitious exercise plan.  I was introduced to cannoli by none other than Tony Soprano and I’d always hankered after one because they were built up so much on the show.  Well, let me tell you, these little delicious treats don’t disappoint.  They’ve all the makings of a decadent treat, lets start with the texture – crunchy yet yielding to soft cream as you bite into the ricotta centre.  I can’t do the taste justice, you just have to have one.  Sweet sweet paradise.

Cannoli Queen

Cannoli Queen

We’ve got our favourite cannoli shop and the other day the owner took us out the back and showed us how theyre made.  Her father had fried up the little wafer type shells that morning and she had a big tub of sweet creamy ricotta that she expertly pressed into the centre.  A little sprinkle of pistachio and you’re all good to go, head first into a taste sensation. 

Naked Cannoli

Naked Cannoli

Dressed and ready to eat!

Dressed and ready to eat!

I’m sure I’ll be getting cannoli withdrawal once back in London but thats a week away, although whether I’ll fit into any of my clothes for the trip home is another story.  I’ve got my eye on a very glamorous mumu that I think will suit my expanding girth rather well.



{July 16, 2009}   Mauled by a Medusa

Today started out like any other day in paradise, who knew it would morph into a scene from Jaws.  I was happily paddling around in my new Reefs (crime against fashion exhibit two, but necessary because of the rocks on the beach) and my noodle, trying to balance myself as my rubber reefs kept popping back up to the surface taking me off balance. 

Crimes Against Fashion (exhibit two)

Crimes Against Fashion (exhibit two)

Then it happened.  Out of nowhere there was a searing pain in my arm quickly followed by another sting and then pain in my other arm.  OH MY GOD!  I was either being targeted by killer bees or surrounded by giant jellyfish that were determined to sting me to death.  I screamed like youve never heard someone scream before, flung my noodle and swam towards shore, still screaming.  People thought I was being attacked by a shark and the beach cleared in about 30 seconds.  I got to shore and stood on the beach uncertain as to what to do now.  Sympathy, thats what I needed, lots of sympathy… and maybe a bit of pee.  Thats meant to fix it isnt it?  Chad and Matt were all out of pee and no one else offered.  So I stood there, bottom lip jutting out trying not to cry.  Three massive welts came up over my arms. 

Jellyfish Stinging Welts

Jellyfish Stinging Welts

Lisa came over with my rescued noodle and took me to the cold water shower which helped relieve the sting a little bit.  I showed a few interested (and some not so interested) lounger neighbors my welts and sat back in my lounger worrying about delayed analphalactic shock.  Chad offered to run to the pharmacy if my throat started closing up.  If Id had my iPhone I would have googled the symptoms, but all I had was my imagination, so I sat there running little self checks on whether it hurt to swallow or not.

The little kids wouldnt go back in the water, even with their father in there trying to reassure them that the coast was clear.  Matt joined the “come on in, the waters fine” brigade and went into the water too.  He went over to them and told them I was crazy and hadnt been stung at all.  You would have thought hed told the funniest story in the world the way that was received and he had an instant fan club. 

The "come back in the water" committee

The "come back in the water" committee

Much to Matts delight and the appreciation of the woman standing at the waters edge, the father said he looked like Bruce Willis.  They were instant best friends, bonding over a discussion of life, politics and the ways of the world (all in Italian, go Matt!), all while his daughters steadfastly refused to get in the water. 

Bruce Willis?

Bruce Willis?

Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The little one finally relented and started making her way to her dad when the cry went up from the beach “MEDUSA”    Yep, it was right there, a little pinky jellyfish.  They scooped it out and we examined it.  Who could have thought that something so little could cause so much pain!

Jellyfish of Death

Jellyfish of Death



{July 15, 2009}   Toto in Palermo

I loved this little old man Toto, who we met in a deli in Palermo.  He had worked in the shop his whole life and was now retired, but still hung out there with the other old men.  He proudly told us that the shop was 150 years old and entertained us while we tasted the cheeses, ham and bought our lunch supplies. 

He also graciously shared his coffee with us and gave us his newspaper, even though there is only one person in our group that could read it.

Fabulous Toto

Toto sharing his coffee



I couldnt have attracted more attention in Palermo than if I’d walked down the street naked.  Old ladies were shocked, cars slowed down, people stopped in their tracks.  My crime you may ask?  I was using a parasol to block the harsh rays of the sun from my very fair skin.  People looked at me as if I were a leper. 

At the start I ignored the suggestions from my group that people were staring, but when a wrinkly old lady said to me in Italian “The sun is the most beautiful thing in the world and you’re blocking it out” I had to agree that the locals were disturbed by my sun accessory.  If I’d spoken Italian then I might have pointed out to the leathery old lady that she would have done well to keep her raisin like face out of the harsh African sun a little more. 

Now that we are in Lipari my parasol still gets attention, but not so much.  Yesterday a man said to me that its transparent so no use as a sun protection anyway, I beg to differ.  It really made me think about how involved these people get in someone elses business and how it must be like living here full time.  I asked Lisa to teach me how to say mind your own business and leave my umbrella alone but she diplomatically suggested a friendlier tone “non ti piachi”?  which means “you dont like?” 

Lets see how I get on with that, but if you hear of a Sicilian local chased around by a mad woman with a parasol then dont be surprised.

Sun Smart Parasol

Sun Smart Parasol



{July 14, 2009}   Terror at Trevi Fountain

It was our last day in Rome and we had a lot to fit in.  Our first stop was the Spanish steps, which we had seen the day before but hadnt taken photos at.  I had romantic notions of channeling Audrey Hepburn and eating gelato on the steps.  I thought it would be much bigger too, but that is quite often the way when things are built up.

Then we tootled off to the Trevi Fountain where a hostage situation was unfolding.  The whole area had been cordoned off and the police were negotiating with a man who had climbed up to the top of the fountain, cut his stomach open and was shouting obscenities at the crowd.  As Chad rightly pointed out, its hardly a hostage situation if there is only one person involved, but in my mind he was holding himself hostage!  After a couple of hours he finally came down and we could go and appreciate the fountain, taking the obligatory photos = all of which I have my eyes closed in, most disappointing!

The Panthenon rounded out the big three sights for the day.  We were so rubbish, we didnt take our guide book with us and had no idea what the panthenon was all about, so had to go hunting for a sign in the place to get clued in.  The entire construction was dedicated to 12 different gods, now that is hedging your bets on a free pass through the pearly gates!

Terror at Trevi Fountain

Terror at Trevi Fountain



{July 12, 2009}   Rules to live by…

I’ve become very fond of the Italians.  They are a rule unto themselves and I kinda like that… except when this lady thought we were taking too long at the metro ticket machine and stepped in front of me and started inserting her own coins.  She couldn’t understand when I said she was rude and had butted in, she seemed genuinely baffled that I was upset that she’d cut right in front of me as I was putting my ticket transaction through.  The other idiosyncrasy is the ‘rules are a suggestion, not a directive’ attitude.  This is illustrated quite well by the picture here of a car parked on a corner – driven straight up on to the pavement.  It wasn’t the only one either.  Try that in London and you’d be towed before you’d even put the handbrake on!

Parking Italian Style

Parking Italian Style

Yesterday we walked, and walked, and walked.  We went to the Vatican and saw the pope.  We had a spot of tea with him and looked around his crib.  He’s been on MTV cribs actually; you might have seen the episode.  (That is a lie, an outright fib, a fabrication to make my story more interesting).

The Vatican

The Vatican

Sooo the Vatican.  It’s quite a cool place, but quite a long tour.  Sorry if I don’t seem cultured but jeeeeeesus (excuse my blasphemy) how long can you talk about one bloody painting.  I was skipping rooms and rooms ahead of my tour group.  For two reasons really, the first to get a seat and the second to look like I wasn’t part of a tour group (although the MI5 headpiece gave me away I’m sure).  There’s something a bit embarrassing about it all, being herded around like a flock of wayward sheep.  Anyway, our guide was good.  He was from the same tour company as the day before, so was also on speed and WAAAAAAY way over excited, even just saying hello to us he was jumping up and down. 

I really liked the cherubs and ended up taking loads and loads of pictures of them.

Angelic Innocence

Angelic Innocence

 I also really liked this picture, it’s quite gruesome but there was something about it that captivated me

Stunning yet gruesome

Stunning yet gruesome

Sistine Chapel

Sistine Chapel

The Sistine Chapel…   This little gem had been hyped from the start of our tour and when I first saw it I was like, is this it?  I think if you had a chance to walk through by yourself and contemplate then you’d be awed.  But wrestling through a throng of people, getting stood on, camera flashes everywhere and the noise level the same as a bustling market took away from it.  It was only when I got a seat, blocked everyone out and stared at the ceiling for ages that I got it.  What an amazing feat. Shame he was a grumpy bastard and that’s how he is remembered as well as being an amazing artist.

We left our tour group, I felt liberated, we could go anywhere we wanted!  So after a quick look see in St Peters Basilica we headed off through the square and out into the wilderness of Rome.  

Free from the tour!

Free from the tour!

We were starving!  We sat down for pizza anticipating a thin crust and lovely fresh topping.  That isn’t what we got, it was the worst pizza I’ve ever had.  We ordered a capriosca (spelling?) but when our pizza arrived it wasn’t the same as on the menu – it had tuna and some sort of mystery meat that I think was meant to be parma ham, gross.  I called the waiter over who informed me that the menu was more of a suggestion and yes, this was our pizza even though not one single topping matched the menu.  According to our waiter, the caprioscca is ALWAYS made with the closest things to hand.  Not in my world buddy, I sent it back.  It came back again totally wrong again, so we ate around the tuna wanting to leave as soon as we could.  The waiter came over again to repeat his story, like I was slightly dim and needed educating about the Italian pizza way.  I wanted to beat him with the dry disgusting pizza.  I gave him my most withering glare (as much as you can behind sunglasses) and he finally got the hint.  I warned some other friendly tourists not to eat there as it was so terrible, culinary justice was served and the world dining karma balance restored.

After a bad food experience you have to ensure that your next food experience is excellent, to ensure the great food equilibrium is maintained, so we had afternoon tea at our favourite local patisserie.  I had walked enough to build up quite a few calories in the food bank and spent them wisely on a cake AND some gelato!  They make all the cakes onsite and do a bloody fabulous job.  A thin wafer, dipped in chocolate, covered in jelly, sponge and creamy topping.  Fresh fruit toppings, tiramisu flavours, and the tiniest little wild strawberries I’ve ever seen!  I’ve made a pact to eat gelato, cake and limoncello every day.  You need rules to live by and these are mine for the holiday.

Heaven in a wafer cone

Heaven in a wafer cone

Loving the cake a day rule

Loving the cake a day rule



I spent the long weekend in Barcelona and loved every second – actually, not EVERY second.  Like when I ended up in one terminal and my bag was in the other and I couldn’t find it… well that bit sucked.  The rest was amazing though. 

I rambled down Las Ramblas, I meandered through cobbled lanes, I trekked up hills and skipped happily from shop to shop (not literally, that would be a little bit weird!).  I loved the shopping, in the little boutiques and in the markets.  The fruit in the market on Las Ramblas were like works of art.  Delicious plump fresh fruit arranged in stacks that seem to defy the laws of gravity. 

Fruit StacksStrawberry Bums

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The other thing about Las Ramblas is the street performers.  The guys who stand still and only move when a coin drops into their container intrigue me.  I know I’d have an itchy nose, or I’d sneeze, or start watching someone in the crowd.  These guys are good, granted though some are better than others.  There was one guy feeding a bunny rabbit baby food – everyone clapped at the end like he’d just sung an opera.  Very strange.  I love this dog, he looks slightly bemused about being the centre of attention in such outlandish gear.

 Taking it in his stride!

My new boyfriend

Sunday arrived and as all the shops were shut so I thought I may as well see some sights.  I set off on my little red, open top tour bus to see some Gaudi architecture.  I didn’t go into the Sagrada Familia, the queue was too long and I couldn’t be arsed.  So I continued on my journey to Park Guell.  I loved it and wandered around for ages. 

Park Guell

Me in Park Guell

I was travelling alone and mastered the art of the self portrait (a long time ago), but struck up conversations with loads of people by asking them to take my photo.  I quite like the randomness of solo travel, people are so much friendlier to you when you’re on your own – or is it that you’re more open so they’re friendlier??  I also like doing exactly what I want, when I want to… although sometimes you wonder what someone else would want to do if they were with you, and if their idea would be better than yours.

I’d had enough of the park now so I set back off for the bus, except I couldn’t find it.   The bus stop had totally moved and the park had turned around.  I was officially lost.  I had the same feeling that I had at the airport the day before.  I decided to just be lost and enjoy it, for about 5 minutes but after trekking down a massive hill to an awful main road I decided to be pissed off again.  I got into a taxi and asked him to help me to find my bus.  Five euros down, with the meter ticking and his expression still blank, I got back out on the road.  I ended up geting a local bus down to the beach, aided by some very helpful locals.  The little red bus and me were all done and dusted.
You can’t go to Spain without drinking Sangria and I managed to drink quite a bit.  It was fabulous sitting in the sunshine (or sensible shade for me), glass of sangria in hand just watching the world go by. 

 

Little Miss Sangria
You also can’t go to Spain without shopping until your credit card bleeds, well not if you’re me anyway.  The jewellery at the markets was fabulous and it was so nice buying little items from the person who had crafted the piece.  Gorgeous clothes, handbags and shoes, what more could a girl want!  Although it’s a bit of a pain when the shops shut for siesta.  I was in shopping mode and the little boutiques were slamming down security grilles faster than you could say ‘Do you accept Mastercard’?
With my shopping curtailed, I hit the tourist track again and made my way to the Casa Batlo, a house designed by Gaudi in the early nineteenth century.  I loved it and spent quite a long time there, just soaking it all in.  Which is pretty bloody hard when there are a million other people trying to do the same thing, but I managed.  I think I’d like a house like that – why settle for straight lines when you can have interesting shapes and curves!  I imagine prohibitive cost is the first setback, but it’s a Euro Millions roll over this week so I’ll keep my brochures just in case I need to give them to an architect ;-)
Casa Batlo
On the roof at Casa Batlo
I noticed a few things on my trip to Barcelona.  It is VERY hard to find a place to get a pedicure and after three days of constant walking that’s all I felt like.  I finally found a little place in Gracia, a lovely little suburb away from the hustle and bustle of the tourist areas.  Another thing I noticed were the amount of little fashion accessory dogs, but the relative lack of dog poop.  Unlike France which is gross on the dog poop stakes, Barcelona was ok.
I think I’d like to learn Spanish and go back to get a bit further under the skin of Barcelona.  This would also stand me in good stead to travel through South America, another target on my travel hit list.  I just need to work out how to speak as beautifully as the locals and try to erase that kiwi twang. 
I bid a fond and kinda sleepy farewell to Barcelona at 5.30 yesterday morning on my way to the airport.  To coin Arnie’s phrase, I’ll be BAAAAAAACK!


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