Need I say more? A trim, fit man in his prime doesnt look good in them so why do middle aged overweight men persist in inflicting their bodies on us in all their glory.  It makes my eyes hurt.

Speedos should be illegal

This isnt as much of a crime, more like an infraction and my personal pet hate.  Wear a racer back bra girlies if youre going to wear a racer back top.  It just looks better! 

Racer Back Fashion Infraction